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13.08.08 15:04   |  Aurax Open user info Open user photogallery |   Humor/Юмор  ru
 Jokes:
Patient went to doctor and complaining about his headache.

Doctor: Are you drinking alcohol, have you ever drunk it?
Patient: Never in my life.
Doctor: Perhaps you're smoking too often?
Patient: For God's sake, no.
Doctor: And what about women?
Patient: I don't even dare to think about women.
Doctor: Then you must be the saint. There's no wonder that you've got headache, I guess the nimbus is too tight for you.

-I love my four-legged friend so much.
-How's its name?
-Couch.

Rooster rolls and ostrich's egg into henhouse and
says:
Dear ladies, don't think that I want to criticise you work, but have a look at how others are working.

Chemic lesson.

Teacher:
Peter, what kind of substances doesn't dissolve in water?
Peter, didn't think protractedly and answered:
Fish.

Examination in agronomy's academy.

Preoofesor asks the student:
Imagine, you've got your own farm, but in the autumn there's no harvest/crop again. What kind of objective reason you could find out to explain it?
Student: Bad weather.
Proffesor: Perhaps you can figure out something more interesting?
Student: We forgot to sow and plant them in the spring.

Quote of the Day

Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.

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updated 12.08.08 21:57
12.08.08 20:46   |  adminion Open info : Волынщик Open user info Open user photogallery |   
 ru
 Наш мир подобен человеку, который в прошлом был великим воином, героем, при одном виде которого враги разбегались в панике. Этот человек был не только силен, но и талантлив, его творения до сих пор ходят по большому миру.

К сожалению, имя его уже давно не вызывает у людей уважения. Те, кого он считал своими друзьями, предали его, оставшиеся же верными ему бессильно смотрят на него, не в силах помочь. Этот человек будто бы стал тенью прошлого себя, внешне он силен, но внутри.. Будто бы усталость, которая не дает расправить плечи и взять в руки меч, втоптать в землю предателей и громогласно заявить о себе, возродить былую славу и уважение.

Кровь этого мира остыла, она не греет и не дает ему того начального толчка, после которого начнется пробуждение великого героя. И кровь эта - битвы. Великие битвы.


С сего дня лимит опыта, получаемого в Великих Битвах, увеличен в два раза. Для всех.


И небольшое косметическое изменение.

Свитки Великое восстановление энергии и Великое восстановление маны больше не требуют хода на использование.


Начнем с малого..

Mood: коварное 
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12.08.08 05:44   |  theshiningkingdom Open info : Motoki Open user info Open user photogallery |   ...эм....здрасти...  ru
 Будте столь любездны. Пустите прибиться к вам. Буду рад чем нибудь помогать.
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updated 12.08.08 01:16
12.08.08 01:09   |  Aurax Open user info Open user photogallery |   What would happen if adminstration opens borders?
 ru
Well, I decided to ask some of our citizens about their opinions, what would thay do in case and what would happen at all if borders between all cities of FC/BK world would be opened.


So the question was:

What would happen if borders to other cities are opened and what would you do?

And here are the answers I got from some players:

Madbaw [] I would find alchemist and if we allow ru fighters here. . . . we will all be dead meat

delidumrul [10] many ppl would leave this city but many ppl would came here. sum it up our population would increase. and i would go to another city to visit mercenaries and buy new items . then i would return here ppl usually love the beginning - first. such as childhood, first city, first gf etc. that is why i would return.

[pers]Chronus[/pers](character not found) Actually, I wouldn't want it to happen, of course we would have good equipment and so on, but actually it'd suck, I better live without having anything od that and wish it to stay as it is. although there'd be waiting some really tough reinforcements and we could kick asses of all hostile people here.

El Camino [10] ] Hmm...rhetorical question... What would happen...every second person in here, would pack their bags and leave for good)) I assume))... but I'd stay...someone has to moderate the chat also? ))

Kanaplev [] dunno ... i been in Capital and demon =)) after new year somethink like bug ;)) i get present with Posslannik =))) and get in ru cyties =)) I liked it.

Mac Crash [] Go shopping and sight seeing but I would come back to my home city =) Why? Because it is our home city and you become attached to it and it's people =)

hernancrespo [10] i wouldn't leave this city for good... becaue i love this city

[pers]rod rage[/pers](character not found) explore .....i think i think i would return sometimes ;) just think of all the cities out there i know a guy at my work from latvia who plays ru ...sounds good

Ellara [] what do u mean? ;D we'll have to work like we did before..

[pers]Bad-Vampire[/pers](character not found) russian players would look whats here and I would buy some items there and return here

[pers]Bandit m[/pers](character not found) I'd disapeir 2 other city

[pers]War Chief[/pers](character not found) id travel more =). i dont travel much. knowing its a bit safer i would see all the cities in combats, see how they are different and how they are the same... i hope they will let us someday

 Moscow [10] terrible! as for me, I think. I'd become digger may be.

[pers]Zookeeper[/pers](character not found) I would travel more and meet nice people

Thess [] i would buy some items and come back, but the borders won't open... that's for sure

Lesath [] well, i believe that borders will stay closed for a hundred years, but i think i'll leave the game that day....coz i dont know russian, other reasons are personal.

[pers]Apilas[/pers](character not found) go buy items and come back, i dont understand russian so no point for me to go

Alien_ABT [9] u can port yourself whenever u want to be:) dont know exactly..think its far away if ever... if borders open i want teleport myself to first city that is controlled by vamps and buy myself set for 9lvl:))

Last Kid [] Going to shopping :) arts ofc

[pers]rhett[/pers](character not found) NC would be full of .ru players, but all of us would be gone hunt new items in .ru))

Lord_Wampir [10] i would go to another city to buy new items and then would came back to my city

WOLFRAIDER [] i'd stay here, i like NC



It's much about freedom of everyones opinion. People are different, their wishes are different... but I would never leave NewCapital, because it's my hometown, the town which I belong to, where i stepped my first steps, met all my friends and many good people, had so much fun... almost for 4 years already! And I don't regret it... and never will

 Aurax [10]
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11.08.08 14:37   |  Банглер Бейн Open user info Open user photogallery |     ru
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updated 11.08.08 02:11
11.08.08 02:03   |  Aurax Open user info Open user photogallery |   
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 Everyone likes their own city, someone wants to explore and find out something new about unknown places, misterious and attractive. But someone feels like, that place where he is at the moment he really belongs to. Someone actually doesn't care about it. Many people travel around all cities, exploring them, coming and going... But how is it actually?
Which city is the best in the virtual wolrd of combats?

And why?
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updated 10.08.08 14:14
10.08.08 14:08   |  Модификатор Open user info Open user photogallery |   Нарва/Ивангород, 8 августа 2008
 ru
 Если ехать в противоположную направлению до Лаппеэнранты сторону по берегу Финского залива, можно попасть в Ивангород, а перейдя через мост еще на запад — в Нарву. Пока были каникулы, я не мог туда не отправиться. Первой целью была именно Нарва.

CUT: Осторожно, трафик!
tags: Wanderlust
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08.08.08 18:34   |  adminion Open info : Повелитель Воды Open user info Open user photogallery |   Панель быстрого запуска  ru
 Для удобства игроков в интерфейсе игры появилась панель быстрого запуска. Она доступна из нижнего меню (рядом с кнопкой со смайлами). В панель можно добавлять предметы из рюкзака и впоследствие использовать их в любой удобный момент без поиска по рюкзаку. Игрок также может добавлять в панель комплекты одежды и наборы приемов.

Так же стало доступно быстрое переодевание. Теперь можно надевать предметы непосредственно со слотов обмундирования персонажа, кликнув правой кнопкой мыши по слоту и выбрав необходимый вам предмет.

Mood: хорошее 
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updated 14.07.09 14:09
02.08.08 12:17   |  Модификатор Open user info Open user photogallery |   Юзербары
 ru
 Года два назад я увлекался фотошопом не меньше, чем сейчас - форумом. Сокланчег Snake_man [] напомнил мне на днях об этом увлечении, ну я и решился нарисовать еще парочку баров для БКшников.

Классовые бары






Клановые бары





(для [pers]Silence Angel[/pers](character not found))
(для [pers]Bog Dunuhus[/pers](character not found))
(для   Дейдара [9])
(для  Silent Doll [10])

Модерские бары



Профессиональные бары





Личные бары
(для себя любимого)
(для Rual Ilmarranen [])
(для   Armored Saint [12])
(для  Билл Клинтон [10])
(для Фергард [])
(для Vendetta Vii [])
(для [pers]Bog Dunuhus[/pers](character not found))
(для Oborvanka [])
(для Midnight [])
(для   ChernobYl [12])
(для Мышь Убийца [])
(для Инви [])
(для Asm [])


Личные бары делаю бесплатно, но только друзьям, клановые - по 10 кр всем, общие - всем бесплатно. Только на тематику БК.
Внимание! Обязательно пишите, что изобразить на личной/клановой баре!
tags: misc
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updated 27.08.08 04:42
02.08.08 00:43   |  Модификатор Open user info Open user photogallery |   Лаппеэнранта, 31 июля 2008
 ru
 Лаппеэнранта — ближайший от Питера финский город, и, разумеется, я не смог устоять перед соблазном совершить однодневный экскурс туда.

CUT: Осторожно, трафик!
tags: Wanderlust
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